Midnight Fuel

$50.00

Product Description:

Half cocktail, half coping mechanism. The Midnight Fuel tee celebrates the one drink that screams: “I want to go out, but I also want to finish an email.”

On the back: a hand-painted Espresso Martini in all its creamy, caffeinated glory — golden-rimmed glass, smooth foam top, and the sacred three coffee beans (for health, wealth, and chaos).

On the front? The golden words: “Zerst mol e Cocktail” — Swiss German for “Let’s first have a cocktail.” Because let’s be honest — no life-changing decision has ever started with a mineral water.

Perfect for: pre-games that turn into nights out, brunches where someone orders oysters at 11:30, or powering through your to-do list with questionable motivation.

Details:

Color: Faded khaki – smooth, like cold brew but wearable

Back print: Painterly Espresso Martini with signature bean trio

Front: Zerst mol e Cocktail — because espresso is just coffee with ambition

Fabric: 100% cotton, soft enough to nap in post-party

Fit: Regular unisex fit

Pairs well with: sunglasses indoors, late-night confidence, and ghosting your gym plan

Bonus: Wearing this shirt gives you 30% more side-eye energy and +5 speed in group chats.

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More details

  • 100% carded cotton
  • Fabric weight: 7.1 oz. /yd. ² (201.28 g/m²)
  • Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
  • Boxy, oversized fit
  • Dropped shoulders
  • Wide neck ribbing
  • Tear-away label

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.